ALL STUPID JOKES

1. Blast the Phantom of the Opera at midnight and sign along with it at the top of your lungs.
2. Smile at the walls constantly and talk and laugh with them.
3. When he/she says, "Is ...

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if ...

A lady walks into an ice cream parlor and order's a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The proprietor quickly responds "I'm sorry mamm, but we are all out of chocolate." The lady looks confused and gazes ...