ALL STUPID JOKES

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00pm news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial.
Brunette: I bet ...

A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France.
Near the border they knock over a skunk on the side of the road.
Alarmed, the wife runs out the car to see if the skunk ...

There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then ...