ALL STUPID JOKES

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and ...

Two blondes were riding a train for the first time. They had brought along a bag of bananas for lunch. Just as one bit into her banana, the train entered a tunnel under a mountain.
In the darkness ...

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job
with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of
a rural road.
The supervisor told her that she was on probation ...