ALL STUPID JOKES

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports ...

There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.
The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his seat belt and his head flew into the windshield. Took ...

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping ...