A couple of rednecks are out in the woods doing some hunting one day, when suddenly one of them falls to the ground.

Not breathing and his eyes rolled back in his head, his buddy whips out his cell phone and dails 911. He immediately gasps to the operator, "It's my friend Earl, I think he's dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "all right, take it easy. I can help. First thing, make sure he's dead."

There's silence for a few seconds, and then a gun shot is heard.

The hunter comes back on the line and says, "OK, What's next??"