Two winos, Billy and Rick, woke up in an alley with a DIRE need for a drink, but found they only had 80 cents between the two of them. "Say, I got an idea!" said Rick. He used the money to buy a hotdog from a street vendor, then pulled Billy in a corner bar and ordered a round of bourbon. After downing them, seeing the bartender heading their way with the bill, Rick quickly inserted the hot dog in Billy's fly and began to suck on one end of it. "Get the fuck outta here, you goddamn fags!" shouted the bartender. This worked equally as well at the next bar, the next, and all day-when they finally crawled back into the alley, dead drunk. "Ya see what ya can do with a hotdog?!" slurred Rick cheerfully. "What hotdog?" laughed Billy. "We lost the hot dog after the third bar!"