ALL STUPID JOKES

A missionary is sent into the deepest, darkest part of Africa to live with a tribe.
He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write, and preaching to them about the good Christian ...

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn
to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to
instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He ...

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked ...

A man is driving past a farm when he spots a pig with a wooden leg.
Puzzled, he pulls over and approaches the farmer. "What's the story with this pig?" he asks.
"That pig can recognize ...

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she ...

A blond walks into a Sperm Donor Center and says "Mmm mm mmm mmm mm".
The nurse asks her to repeat herself.
"Mmm mm mmm mmm mm"!
Again, the nurse asks her to repeat herself. ...

A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma." The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. ...

I had just moved into a new apartment and was having problems with the mailman, who was delivering the previous tenant's mail to my address. Hoping to resolve the situation, I enlarged my name on the ...

Retiring from a big corporate job in LA, Marvin moves to Tel Aviv. (So nu, you were thinking maybe he'd move to a kibbutz?)
Wanting to contribute to nation-building somehow he focuses on stock-trading, ...

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before,
so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes
to the video store and, after looking around for a while,
selects ...

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, ...

Three women are about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
...

Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.
Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. How do lesbians handle ...

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The ...