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Stupid Jokes Of The Day
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner. |
The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They |
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to ... |
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." The ... |
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. |
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. ... |
A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree. The Redneck cowboy goes into the bar for ... |
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. |
One day a man and his wife went golfing, as they frequently did together.They arrived at the 12th hole where the husband promptly hit a tremendous slice that ended up behind an old barn. |
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those ... |
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of coke pops out. She keeps putting in ... |
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. |
Two winos, Billy and Rick, woke up in an alley with a DIRE need for a drink, but found they only had 80 cents between the two of them. "Say, I got an idea!" said Rick. He used the money to buy a hotdog ... |
There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman ... |
