Stupid Jokes Of The Day
Buffy noticed a student walking |
My wife naively believes that "It's your turn in the barrel" is just as acceptable as "What goes around comes around." In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a ... |
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Sunday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Mikey, helping them bake some cupcakes. |
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. |
The old professor got a job on the railways as a steward one summer, and the first day he accompanied another steward to learn the ropes. "It's very simple," said his tutor, "just use diplomacy." |
A professor was wrapping up class and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's ... |
There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. |
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. |
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband" replies the lady. "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" ... |
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner. |
A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that ... |
There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off. They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.'' The brunette ... |
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. |
